"Awwwwwwwwww that’s so sweet! - seriously - all my money goes to alcohol"
"there’s too much cranberry juice in this sack"
austin very sadly
"why is this on the mulan tag?"
austin referencing a picture of a woman with a sunflower
"There are no consequences to my actions anymore! No matter what I do nothing bad can happen to me. I am like a white male U.S. senator!"
(Fuente: jerksicaday, vía verycunninglinguist)